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This woman of forty decided she needed a face lift. She went to a
plastic surgeon and the doctor assured her that he could make her look
for many years younger because of a new technique he used.
After the operation the doctor told her that he had put a screw behind
each ear that she could tighten as needed to keep her fresh young look.
The woman was pleased for several years until one morning when she
noticed bags under her eyes. Furiously she stormed into the doctor's
office demanding to know why there were bags under her eyes.
The doctor replied, "Lady, those aren't bags, they're your tits, and if
you don't stop turning those screws you're going to have a beard!"
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plastic surgeon: ¼ºÇü ¿Ü°úÀÇ»ç
screw: ³ª»ç
tighten: Á¶ÀÌ´Ù
storm into : Ãĵé¾î°¡´Ù
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