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There was this eighty-year-old man who was seeing the doctor for a
checkup. The doctor asked why he needed the checkup. The man was
getting married next month to a girl 60 years his junior. The doctor
tried to talk him out of the marriage, and it didn't work. However, the
doctor suggested, "If you want your marriage to last, I say you at least
take in a boarder." The old man agreed.
The old man didn't see the doctor for a year, when they met at a
fund-raiser. The old man says, "Doc, congratulate me, my wife is
pregnant."
"That's good news," said the doctor. "I knew the boarder would help."
"Oh," said the old man with a wicked grin, "And the boarder's pregnant
as well."
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boarder: Çϼ÷ÀÎ
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wicked grin : ½É¼ú±ÄÀº ¹Ì¼Ò
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