To Bury a Lawyer
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A law clerk goes in to see the judge and says,
"One of your lawyers just died. We're taking up a collection to bury him. Could you spare 10 bucks?"
The judge says, "Just 10 bucks to bury a lawyer? Hmmmm. OK."
He pulls out his wallet, pulls out a C-note and says,
"Here's a hundred, bury ten of them."
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lawyer : º¯È£»ç, ¹ý·ü°¡ attorney¶ó°íµµ ÇÑ´Ù
collection: ¸ð±Ý(¡¸¸ð±ÝÇÏ´Ù¡¹´Â take up a collection, make a collection)
pull out: ²¨³»´Ù
wallet: µ·Áö°©
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